Confessions of a husband-neglecting, cat-shooing, yarn-hoarding knitaholic. But in a good way.
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posted by Stitchy McYarnpants @ 12/20/2004 01:04:00 PM
OMG!! The very worst is that horrible fake plant, although the clowns are a very, very close second. Thanks for sharing. Merry Christmas.
Hilarious. Insane asylums must have mandatory knitting sessions every other day.
Holy Crap I am laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face. Even my fiance is laughing (which is pretty amazing - he is not exactly what you would call a blog lover). That is the funniest thing I have ever read. Merry Christmas!
::shudder:: The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Where can I get my very own drunk rabbit in yellow pants? That, and I am fairly confident I am going to have nightmares about clowns tonight.
The truly frightening thing is that a lot of those look familiar. I think it may be time to weed out the pattern stash. . .julia fcmothheaven
I am not worried about the little boy in the yellow sweater getting beat up.... he has a small wooden spoon to protect himself with.
All of that is most definitely craptastic. You never fail to amuse me. Happy Holidays!
The horror . . . the horror!wendy
Laughing, howling, snorting! Those clowns are too much. I'm afraid I have hazy memories of something pom-pom-creature like in my past, I may need therapy.
Those are some scary ass clowns! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.VaxGirl
Fantastic. That last clown is really freaking me the hell out.
holy crapola in a can...that is some hideous sh^t. Wow that last clown looks like Pennywise from Stephen King's IT."we all float down here!!"Oh horrors, I am hiding under my desk.WTF! A knitted plant (smacks forehead) why have I been knitting hats this year...when I could have been knitting plants!!!Jebus, that is scary but damn you are funny!
fabulous as always - but just wait - someone will actually think one of these is a good idea! personally, i'm a big fan of the wedgie sweater. i think we all know that one extra obnoxious kid who would really benefit from a good wedgie experience... ;)
I am now afraid of clowns. Very afraid!
You should post a clown warning on this post! I am seriously afraid of clowns and those scary yarn things really did nothing to subdue my fears. Scary, scary clowns. The plant - now that plant is funny!
*laugh*... *gasp*... *tries to say something*... *can't*... *laughs*M
Ok, how bad is it that I rather like the drunken bunny? But those clowns? I've had nightmares with those clowns in them as a child. *shudder*
ok i actually like the snakes. but i promise never to make one for anyone ... ever. and i wasn't afraid of clowns before but now i am. *shudder*maryse at http://morici.typepad.com/bag_n_trash
Oh God, the church bazaar flashbacks! Make them stop! LMAO
Beth at Big GeekI think that is Brooke Shields in the duck sweater. I could be mistaken. Lot's of models got their start with bad knitting patterns.
Almost laughed my a** off reading your post!!!!Have to agree with you on the wreath and bear-diaper sweater! Poor kid!
OMG - I kept scrolling wondering when the madness was going to end! Are you serious?!?! Wow. That is all I have to say.
Um, I also like the drunken bunny with his yellow shorts. Save that pattern for me, would ya?...But burn the one for the plant. Dear God.
Is it just me, or is that kid in the baby bear diaper sweater totally giving the international signal that he has to go pee-pee? Either that or he's matured fast for his age, the little whipper-snapper. There are only three words to describe these atrocities: Stink, Stank, Stunk.
Holy mackanoli! what utter crap! on a side note - to enlarge ANY web page so you can read small type - hold the control button with your left pinkie and use the wheel thingie in the middle of the buttons on the mouse ( if you have a wheel thingie) and zoom Zoom ZOOM. And they said I needed reading glasses. pishaw!
Too funny! And what about the knit/crocheted toilet tissue roll cover, made to look like a Barbie doll dress? Yikes!
HA HA HA! Those clowns are so disturbing! Thank you for another great episode.
heheh funny!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!:)
Oh, have I got an addition for your Museum of Kitschy Stitches!! I was reading another blog (swapatorium) and lo - ski masks! But not just any ordinary ski mask, but... well, you go take a look!http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.htmlEnjoy!Leahttp://kneedeepinfibers.blog-city.com
forgive me. i kinda liked the plant, and the snake. however, some of those clowns look chucky-inspired. i do like the afghan that was with the red-headed clown, though. they did have some bizarre stuff, didn't they?Minnie aka dragonmom on KR
I have a little addition to your MOKS collection. I'll be happy to send you a pdf file if you send me an email. It is from an old Lion Brand yarn ball wrapper. Lovely little crocheted cardi.
Oh my gosh - I can't stand it! I'm laughing too, too hard to finish my clown cozy!Hilarihttp://www.20six.co.uk/MakeMe
I have a cousin who is deathly afraid of clowns [she's 22]. I have this evil and compelling urge to knit one of those evil, evil clowns. *grin*
I love your MOKS, I can't wait to read what you come up with next! Really great and Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Thanks Tink
You had me laughing so hard I was crying. Thank goodness I didn't spit my soda at the computer when I read about the clown that was going to put the kid inside him!
Does that basket of knitted plants have a MOUTH? Look, there's the teeth, and the tongue cleverly disguised as a bow....feeed me!
You know, the psnakes might make decent cat toys if stuffed with catnip...
Stitchy McYarnpants, you are my hero!Kathleen
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Hey, I have enjoyed...your blog is informative - even entertaining.I have a halloween sites. They pretty much covers costumes and masks related stuff.Thanks again and I'll be sure to bookmark you.
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