. . .and now, a special message from Stitchy
I just thought you should know.
And as we begin our long, potentially annoying week, let’s all take a moment to thank our lucky stars that our choice is no longer limited to “mammoth-sized” or the sleek new “is that a pony in your pants or are you having your period?". Observe how neatly they fold up. It's almost as easy as folding a phone book! Sisters, I think we can all agree that those dark times were MaxiBad.
Now let's all put on some white pants and go horseback riding. Whaddaya say? Who's with me?