Stitchy McYarnpants

Confessions of a husband-neglecting, cat-shooing, yarn-hoarding knitaholic. But in a good way.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Got pants?

OK, which one of you found my blog using the keywords "women taking off pants"? C'mon, fess up. Don't be such a bum. I won't get my panties in a bunch, I swear.

No one?

Party pooper.

(Any and all puns about buns welcome at this point. Go ahead, make my day.)


Anonymous June said...

Ha ha ha! I had someone visit my webpage after doing a search for "peeing sheep" - I kid you not.

8/02/2005 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Nyxxie said...

Hey I have a question- Can you help me out so that I can see what people search for to get to my blog? I have blogger as well.
Thanks in advance!

8/02/2005 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger Christie said...

I'm going to try that right now.

8/02/2005 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

No one's found my site by anything weird I think. Of course with a blog name like mine, I suppose only gardening, knitting, beading fanatics would end up there.

8/02/2005 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you take pictures? Was it at one of the blogger's balls? Did you have fun?

8/02/2005 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

They were hoping you take off the yarnpants, I suppose... how funny!

8/02/2005 04:39:00 PM  
Blogger The Stitchin' Sheep said...

Sometimes I purposely throw fun words into my posts just to see what comes up in the searches that hit my site (like calling myself a promiscuous knitter). I love the idea that someone desperate for porn can stumble across knitting blogs.

8/02/2005 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Amy said...

Don't you love finding these things? Someone got to my site using the phrase "housewives humping pillows" on Google.

8/02/2005 05:23:00 PM  
Blogger dragon knitter said...

butt, butt, butt. and ass, too!

8/02/2005 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Hilari said...

Hysterical. I got a hit from "secretarys [sic] showing their vulvas". I can't even imagine how disappointed they were...

8/03/2005 01:24:00 AM  
Blogger TheBunny said...

I've been meaning to look. I haven't checked out the whacky search keywords in a while. Today I found:
fuzzy catapillers
bleah warm remover
knitting greyhounds
snake babysitting
bunny sith

Yeah, that last one was all one word. I'm still not sure how that one brought my site up. I don't wrestle in pudding. I might wrestle WITH pudding (getting it open quickly and eating it as fast as I can) but I certainly didn't take pictures of it.

8/03/2005 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Teresa said...

after reading the comments, I was rolling!!! can you imagine what kind of searches will come up now???

8/07/2005 09:13:00 PM  
Blogger InterstellarLass said...

how to cook mississippi pink eye pea

yeah, no idea where that came from. I need to start keeping track of these. They don't come along often.

8/08/2005 08:53:00 AM  
Blogger Franklin said...

My most common Google search is "pantyhose parties." I am afraid the people who come to me via that search must get very, very angry indeed.

8/08/2005 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger sarah said...

With a cool name like stitchy mcyarnpants, what do you expect? ;)

8/11/2005 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger Katy said...

Why am I amused that your comments got spammed?

8/15/2005 05:02:00 PM  
Blogger AnneV said...

And there was me thinking it's just me who is the target of all the weird searches on Google.

Here's the latest:
"knitting yarn that spells swimming when you knit it" Errr...what???

I also made a posting of the top 10 searches last June. Some of them were made in Finnish (my blog is in Finnish and in English), so those ones are translated. Or at least I tried my best to understand what people meant (hihi).

8/18/2005 05:48:00 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

J'adore ze scoop.

8/18/2005 07:59:00 PM  
Blogger SCarrGo said...

I'm picturing my pre-teen daughters in J-Lo with an equally sick feeling...I especially enjoy the models sticking their assets out as much as possible. As pre-teen girls, they have no assets, yet, so I appreciate the difficulty of this maneuver.

8/23/2005 09:02:00 AM  
Blogger Blue Gal said...

Yeah, blue gal depends heavily on panties searches, so much so that she mentions them when ever possible.

8/25/2005 11:35:00 AM  
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